Mad Dog Mc Gurk

I am Mad dog Mc Gurk

and I aim to tell

of what a bad ass I am

To me war just aint hell.

I've kicked ass in Korea 

I've Kicked ass in the Nam

I've Kicked ass in the gulf

I've took a shot at saddam

Ayatolah the Ass-a-Hollah

dont hold a candle to me

I'm a bad ass sumbitch

I'm a kick ass wannabe.

I can brag all day

about my ribbons and such

I know I impress you

cause I'm just to much.

Why... if I took all the medals

and ribbons I've won

I could build a stair case to heaven

And impress God's only Son.

I am the supreme Gook killer

The ace Friggin Bouku

The baddest sumbitch

that ever stood in front of you

I'm a jungle warrior 

I'm a desert Rambo

I nuke foreign countries

just to  sit and watch 'em glow 

I am all that I am

All that I can be

I am  Mad Dog Mcgurk

A kick ass Wannabe.

"Gimme a Break", Boon